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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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You open the closet door; inside you discover some of the oldest, most worn out clothes you can imagine. Did old man Rigby never buy anything? You feel somehow sorry for the man, so afraid of others that he would rather live as a pauper than risk a trip to Sears.
You are in the master bedroom. What a depressing place!