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Dogs answer when called. Cats have answering machines.
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The china in the closet is very old and very broken. You cannot tell what broke it; certainly the closet itself seems undisturbed. You wonder silently if ghosts break china when they are mad - would they need to open the closet? The thought is unappealing, and you try to force it from your mind.
The dining room is a testament to wasted splendor.