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I have a mind like a steel...uh...thingamajig...
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Carefully and methodically, you pull each stubborn drawer from the cabinet and examine the contents with your penlight. You find very little of value until you open the final drawer. At last, you lay your hands on a small box of matches. With a smile, you place them in your pocket.