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Caution! Do not look back into the laser with your remaining eye.
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You slip away quietly, looking carefully for any sign that you may have been seen. You arrive back home safely, telling your parents that you changed your mind about spending the night with your friends (you don't even have to squint this time).
The next day at school you bump into Bill and Kim in the hall and smile. "Easy night", you remark casually. "I'm sure it was", replies Bill coldly, "since you didn't stay at the Rigby house like you promised."
With a knot in your stomach, you debate whether to lie or admit your fright. Neither Bill nor Kim speak, as if waiting for your answer to the implied challenge.