Quotes I Like*
When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
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As you slide the dust-covered piano bench away from the keyboard, it visibly sags. You decide it would definitely not hold you up. You have never taken piano lessons, but you have enough musical ability to play a fair rendition of the Munsters theme.
The living room smells musty; dust is everywhere.