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|Shadow Flight 1: Haunted House
||score: 3 of 30
|| play_piano |
As you slide the dust-covered piano bench away from the keyboard, it
visibly sags. You decide it would definitely not hold you up. You have never
taken piano lessons, but you have enough musical ability to play a fair
rendition of the Munsters theme.
Suddenly a loud "Sprooiiiing" assaults your ears; you step back in
surprise, tripping over the door in the process. As you clatter to the floor
in a cloud of dust and debris, you realize that a piano string has broken.
Fortunately you do not appear to be badly hurt. You stand up and dust
yourself off. Perhaps playing that old piano was not such a good idea after
The living room smells musty; dust is everywhere.
Look around again.
Wait here until morning and hope nothing happens...
Go through the double doors.
Go through the door beside the couch into the hallway.
Get the poker.
Sift through the fireplace ashes with your fingers.
Go through the south door next to the fireplace.