Quotes I Like*
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and has been twice convicted of being a duck in Federal Court - even the biggest skeptics must concede that it's a duck. -- Lindows on Microsoft
*Your mileage may vary. Some quotes are puns, or require historical or technical literacy to appreciate. If you miss the humor, please re-read the Internet and then try again.
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As you slide the dust-covered piano bench away from the keyboard, it visibly sags. You decide it would definitely not hold you up. You have never taken piano lessons, but you have enough musical ability to play a fair rendition of the Munsters theme.
Suddenly a loud "Sprooiiiing" assaults your ears; you step back in surprise, tripping over the door in the process. As you clatter to the floor in a cloud of dust and debris, you realize that a piano string has broken.
Fortunately you do not appear to be badly hurt. You stand up and dust yourself off. Perhaps playing that old piano was not such a good idea after all...
The living room smells musty; dust is everywhere.