Quotes I Like*
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
*Your mileage may vary. Some quotes are puns, or require historical or technical literacy to appreciate. If you miss the humor, please re-read the Internet and then try again.
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"I knew you were afraid of the dark when you we didn't climb into the ravine like you were supposed to do." This observation is greeted with snickers all around; there must be 10 kids here!
"Well, don't just stand there like you've just seen a ghost! Choose one more item..."