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This room was obviously the master bedroom. An old bed stands in the southwest corner, a lampstand leaning wearily against its headboard. An old couch lines the south wall, covered with a dirty sheet. The north wall sports an empty fireplace, three doors (the center for a closet), and an old picture.
You are in the master bedroom. What a depressing place!