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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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The fallen door covers the floor in the center of the room. Moonlight filters throught the open door, permitting you to examine the room. Cobwebs hang from the ceiling and furniture; dust is everywhere.
On the north wall is an old player piano, cobwebs spanning its ancient scroll. You smile wryly to yourself; definitely NOT very well tuned! To the left of the piano is a double doorway with both doors missing; you see a table in the next room.
A small rectangular coffee table stands in front of a couch which covers most of the west wall. Just to their left is a doorway, which is closed.
A fireplace in the south wall contains several partially-burned logs still on the grate and a pile of ashes underneath.
The living room smells musty; dust is everywhere.