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Dogs answer when called. Cats have answering machines.
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"Is that a fact?" Kim shoots back angrily. "When I went by this morning, I saw footprints in the dust on the porch. But the footprints never entered the house. I think you're a liar."
"No, wait, I can explain..." you sputter.
"And we want NO LIARS in Shadow Flight!"
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