Quotes I Like*
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
*Your mileage may vary. Some quotes are puns, or require historical or technical literacy to appreciate. If you miss the humor, please re-read the Internet and then try again.
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"Bet that knife won't hurt a ghost!" He meant it as a joke, of course, but you know he's right. IF a ghost really haunts that old house. If not, the knife could be very effective indeed.
"Well, don't just stand there like you've just seen a ghost! Choose one more item..."