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Obviously this was the dining room. A large table dominates the center, flanked by ten chairs. A candleless candelabra proudly anchors the wilted centerpiece, oblivious to the dust and cobwebs defacing its lost splendor. An old refrigerator sits in the far corner, its door hanging from rusted hinges. A buffet lines the south wall; a china closet stands erect in the corner of the room.
A large double doorway on the south wall leads back into the living room. A single closed door leads west.
The dining room is a testament to wasted splendor.