Quotes I Like*
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and has been twice convicted of being a duck in Federal Court - even the biggest skeptics must concede that it's a duck. -- Lindows on Microsoft
*Your mileage may vary. Some quotes are puns, or require historical or technical literacy to appreciate. If you miss the humor, please re-read the Internet and then try again.
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As you begin to ascend the staircase, the house creaks and groans in protest. You pause about halfway to the top, unsure if you should continue or climb back down.
Suddenly, the decision is made for you as the staircase collapses. You feel a heavy blow on your head as a beam drops from the ceiling above you. Suddenly, everything goes black.
When you wake up, your head aches (sure could have used that helmet!). You try to look around, then realize that the lower half of your body is buried beneath the rubble. When you try to wriggle free, you find that you can't move!
You scream for help, but you voices dies quickly in this dusty old house. Then you remember the whistle!