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New Metric System: Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
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As you begin to ascend the staircase, the house creaks and groans in protest. You pause about halfway to the top, unsure if you should continue or climb back down.
Suddenly, the decision is made for you as the staircase collapses. You feel a heavy blow on your head as a beam drops from the ceiling above you. Suddenly, everything goes black.
When you wake up, your head aches (sure could have used that helmet!). You try to look around, then realize that the lower half of your body is buried beneath the rubble. When you try to wriggle free, you find that you can't move!
You scream for help, but you voices dies quickly in this dusty old house. You would happily trade your diamond ring for some help escaping this trap. Then you remember the whistle!