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New Metric System: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
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You crawl into the dusty bed and let out a sudden, loud sneeze. Then, pulling an old quilt over your tired body, you close your eyes and try to sleep. A black mood descends on you; you sink deeper and deeper into dreamless sleep. The sound of ghostly footsteps, ghastly footsteps, descending the stairs do not awaken you. The light breeze rustling the curtains doesn't disturb you. Soon, very soon, nothing, nothing in the world, will ever disturb you again.
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