Quotes I Like*
New Metric System: 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
*Your mileage may vary. Some quotes are puns, or require historical or technical literacy to appreciate. If you miss the humor, please re-read the Internet and then try again.
More About This Website
Dr. George's Science Web is 100% kid-safe, pro-Christian and pro-Free Software. Read more about DGSW here.
You crawl into the dusty bed and let out a sudden, loud sneeze. Then, pulling an old quilt over your tired body, you close your eyes and try to sleep. A black mood descends on you; you sink deeper and deeper into dreamless sleep. The sound of ghostly footsteps, ghastly footsteps, descending the stairs do not awaken you. The light breeze rustling the curtains doesn't disturb you. Soon, very soon, nothing, nothing in the world, will ever disturb you again.
===== The End =====