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"He who hesitates is lost" you sigh to yourself, as you carefully pick your way down the side of the ravine. You slip twice in the darkness, and long for the light of the moon now hidden by the oak guarding the creek.
With an unexpected click a flashlight snaps on; your eyes close automatically as the deep red light is aimed at your face. Just as suddenly the light is gone.
"It's you. Let's get started. If you want to join Shadow Flight, you must do three things. First you must take a blood oath never to reveal the rituals we practice, or the name of any member, or even the existance of the club. Second, you must agree to follow the rules of the club without question. Third, you must survive the hazing. Do you want to join?"