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Behind every succesful man is woman with nothing to wear
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You realize that you are in grave danger. Taking a deep breath, you blow as hard as you can on the whistle, sending a shrill, piercing shriek into the night. When you stop to catch your breath, you hear dogs howling in the distance. Lots of dogs. Which means lots of grumpy dog owners, anxious to find out why their dogs are howling.
You grin and keep blowing. In only twenty minutes you hear voices, and soon you are in an ambulance headed to the hospital.
The next day the members of Shadow Flight come to visit you. They apologize over and over again, and you can tell they're very sorry about what happened.
"We'd really like for you to join our club," Kim offers. "You certainly proved that you are brave enough, and you did your best to uphold your flight instructions."