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"Excellent. I'm SURE he's not afraid of YOU!" A few snickers break the night, which suddenly seems cooler than usual for a late October evening.
"Now, we wouldn't send you in there with just your bare hands. You may choose two of these items to help you." The red flashlight clicks on again, but this time aimed at the ground. In the dim red glow you see four objects.
A large hunting knife, in a leather sheath, lays beside a policeman's whistle on a long string. A small penlight is beside the knife. A bicycle helmet rounds out the list of objects.