Quotes I Like*
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
*Your mileage may vary. Some quotes are puns, or require historical or technical literacy to appreciate. If you miss the humor, please re-read the Internet and then try again.
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Poetry Frozen in Motion
Elizabeth spent her snow days in creative pursuits, such as this unique ice sculpture of a young woman dancing gracefully on a crystal stage. Well, ok, so it looks like a snowman on a picnic table - just use your imagination, ok?