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Elizabeth's team did the "Once Improv a Time" event at Destination Imagination, and had both the audience and the judges in hysterics (it was the first time I've seen judges waving pom-poms after a performance). Their improv was based on a "big bad wolf" who kidnapped a lion, and the mouse who rescued him (the lion, but NOT the wolf!) - a combination of the fairy tales "The Lion and the Mouse" and "The Three Little Pigs".