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New Metric System: 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
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St. Peter's Bascilica
I stood in the middle of the street to take this photo. Amazingly, nobody ran over me. (As far as I can tell, traffic laws in Rome consist simply of "Do whatever you want as long as you don't hit anybody".)