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New Metric System: 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
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This is the famous fountain (I think?) in which Chevy Chase lost his camera (European Vacation, the movie). We didn't allow anyone to hold our camera while we waded in the fountain; we just took a picture, admired the fountain, and left.