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Entering the Coliseum
Entering the coliseum, I could almost hear the crowd roaring. I'd root for the Christians, except (as our tour guide explained) no Christians were killed in the Coliseum; that was for the smaller statia around Rome. The Coliseum itself was reserved for gladiators and for wild animal fights.