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A long line marked the entrace to the Coliseum, but Janet was insistent that we enter anyway. As we approached, a flock of tour guides decended upon us. Entry ticket is 8 Euro, but for only 15 Euro they will take us straight in (no line) and provide a detailed and knowledgable tour.
I was tired of lines. We took the tour.
The tour guide was Janet's kind of person - she spoke with her hands. Just don't get too close or you'll get clobbered by an interjection. Although her English was only passable, she was quite knowledgable and interesting, and arguably worth the extra Euros.