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We wanted to see the Coliseum, so we asked the hotel clerk which bus to take. He said "60", so we bought tickets and hopped on that bus.
(As an aside, every single bus ticket seller - 4 of them - were gruff and rude. Every single seller. Apparently it's a requirement to sell bus tickets in Rome. Go figure.)
Since we couldn't read any of the signs (none of us speak more than a word or two of Italian), we just rode the bus until we saw the Coliseum, then got off.