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We stopped at a chocolate shop on our way out of Rome that featured this chocolate fountain. It smelled wonderful as the chocolate flowed gracefully over the tiered domes. If I had only had a cup...
Come to think of it, given a choice of a champagne fountain or a chocolate fountain at my wedding, I would definitely have chosen... to let my lovely bride make that decision. But I definitely have a preference!