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We attempted to hook up with a green and yellow bus company advertised at the hotel, but after 20 minutes we'd seen nothing but an open-top red bus that passed every 5 minutes or so. We're slow but not stupid; we got on the red bus.
We managed to tour most of the major sights (disappointingly, not Sucre Cour) in about 2.5 hours, but since the monologue was a tape in 5 languages, it was both shallow and less interesting than the friendly guide we had in London. Still, it provided a good overview of where to visit on the Metro. The obvious first stop had to be the Tour Eiffel (in the background below, in case you've never seen the Eiffel Tower before)!