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Pizza in Paris
Following the tradition, we ate pizza in Paris. The kids had Coca-Cola Light (the European name for Diet Coke), although they also sampled the wine. We discovered that Elizabeth is allergic to alcohol - which is not at all a bad thing, come to think of it. We'll need to remember that when it comes to Nyquil-like drugs containing alcohol, however.