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Behind Janet is d'If (pronounced as if someone just punched you in the stomach). Of course, d'If is where the Count of Monte Cristo was imprisoned in fiction - however, so many tourists have demanded to see his cell that they have created one, complete with hole.
Regrettably, d'If was closed for New Year's day, so we didn't actually stop there.