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Buckingham Palace Bobby
The police working security at the palace were very tolerant of us tourists, so we waited in line to get this photo. Once the changing of the guard actually began, however, they had little patience for those who stepped outside the defined boundaries. (No, I saw someone else step outside the boundaries - I was a perfect gentleman...)