Quotes I Like*
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
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Gate to the Golf Course
At the end of the path through Leasowe Castle's garden is this gate, which (with the appropriate key) leads to a beautifully manicured golf course (useful but not approved for outdoor games). Just beyond the golf course is the beach (definitely approved and much appreciated!).