Quotes I Like*
Dogs answer when called. Cats have answering machines.
*Your mileage may vary. Some quotes are puns, or require historical or technical literacy to appreciate. If you miss the humor, please re-read the Internet and then try again.
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Main Entrance to Leasowe Castle
This is the entrance to the front desk. Dale is carrying a nifty ball with a long tail attached called a "fox tail", which was great fun on the golf course (but don't tell the owners :-).