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Riding Second Class
The ticket seemed to indicate that this was a 2nd class hop for us, so we lugged the suitcases into car 7 and settled in. It was a bit crowded, but we're hardly snobs. We settled in nicely.
When the conductor passed through checking tickets, he pointed out that the "2" on the ticket was the car number, not the class. Car 2 is a 1st class car! However, we initially begged off rather than drag our suitcases through 5 rail cars in motion.