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The Rest of the Towel Menagerie
I collected the non-primate towel animals on the shelf by our window, one per night, and the cabin crew was gracious enough to leave them there. Here's the complete set - a walruss (wearing my sunglasses, as he was when we found him), an elephant, a bulldog, and a pig.
Don't worry if you plan to take a Carnival cruise - they've got more. Hundreds. At least.