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Dogs answer when called. Cats have answering machines.
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Holiday Docked in Key West, Florida
This looks suspiciously like Holiday Docked in Freeport, Grand Bahama. We didn't use a blue screen, I promise!
While waiting for our tour guide, we learned that several excursions had been canceled here as well (but, fortunately, not ours). We did have a brief delay while members of the cancelled excursions signed up for others, including five more for ours.