Quotes I Like*
New Metric System: 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
*Your mileage may vary. Some quotes are puns, or require historical or technical literacy to appreciate. If you miss the humor, please re-read the Internet and then try again.
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The songs in this section are intended to be sung with children. A few of the songs are (as far as I can tell from searching the Internet) public domain, and are presented with original ideas for participation by the children.
The remaining songs are all original in the sense that they were conceptualized and written by me. Distribution of these songs is controlled by the same license as other materials on this site.
If you've written a song you'd like to share, please send it to me. If possible, I will translate it into a format compatible with my site and publish it under your copyright. You'll have to agree to the same license as the rest of this site, of course.